May 2013
fffcuk:
im extremely jealous of people who get to see the person they like on a daily basis
aegean-sea:
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
getoffmybloghoe:
started from the bottom
now we here
westbor0baptistchurch:
*starts hyperventilating into a Chanel bag*
nointerrruption:
*calls family member by mom’s request*
*silently prays it goes to voicemail*
nicolasiscaged:
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
chickenheadspecial:
“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”
“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”
“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”